Conspiracy Theory

equilibrium
A condition in which all acting influences are cancelled by others, resulting in a stable, balanced, or unchanging system.

does everything have to be in balance?

good/evil
black/white
happiness/sadness
love/hate

lets just say everything is in perfect balance, when the scale tips what happens?

i believe life is a balance. which, for some strange reason, is usually tipped in the wrong direction. but there are many things in life that are designed to tip this scale back in your favour - your family, your friends, even material things like money, clothes, alcohol or that comfortable chair you're sitting on; its all there to help tip the scale. without it you would be broke, lonely, naked and without a chair to sit on. just imagine that.

so now the scale is tipped healthily in your favour, you've got a loving family, supportive friends, enough money and clothes, and even a really comfortable chair to plonk your ass on. but its not right. why? because everything has to be in balance.

mark my words. people with the scales in your favour, something is going to come along to tip it back; so be prepared. and all you sad f*krs who think its the end of the world, something is going to come along to tip it back in your favour. and to those lucky enough to have reached this balance, im pretty sure you will agree with me.

Posted by andrew at 3:17 AM | Permalink | Comments

a bullet penetrates?
almost anything.

except?
a bullet vest? a sack of potatoes?

why?
because its small, fast and sharp; but not sharp or fast enough?





is a bullet only a bullet when its loaded into a gun?

Posted by andrew at 4:42 AM | Permalink | Comments

Not-lame random questions
Stolen from some other bloggers site. Questions of semi-randomness.

Where were you 3 hours ago?
a mamak in wangsa maju

Have you ever eaten a crayon?
err.. no.

When is the last time you went to the mall?
3-4 days ago maybe?

Are you wearing socks right now?
nope..

Do you smoke?
social smoker

Have you ever been in a car accident?
ahh..yes a pretty bad one at that..

When was the last time you drove out of town?
last year i think. with sophia! grr.

Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
ahh..yeah, watched snakes. crap show.

What was the last thing you had to drink?
cointreau and wine

What are you wearing right now?
white tee and shorts (im about to sleep.)

Last food that you ate?
maggi goreng ; unhealthy mamak food.

Where were you last week at this time?
saturday night last week..hmm..i cant remember.

What’s the last sporting event you watched?
does football on tv count? about 3 hours ago, yes at that mamak.

What is your favorite animal?
hmm..dogs?

Last person’s house you were in?
joanna's?

How old are your parents?
mum is in her fourties and my dad in his fifties

Have you been in love?
maybe =)

Do you miss anyone right now?
ahh..yes very very much. haha. =)

What are your plans for tonight?
its 4am, im bored. gonna sleep after.

Who is the last person you sent a msn message to?
my sister

Ever go to camp?
ahh yes ages ago, back in secondary school..

Were you an honor roll student in school?
noo..

What do you want to know about the future?
will i be rich? haha.

Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
not right now..i cant leave the house without wearing some tho.

Do you have a tan?
im sunburnt and dark.

What are you listening to right now?
matchbox twenty - the burn

Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
yup, too bubbly tho.

What does your last text message say?
something about her missing her train =)

Do you like hot sauce?
nope.

When was the last time you took a shower?
2 hours ago?

Do you need to do laundry?
already did it!

What is your heritage?
chinese?

Are you someone’s best friend?
i guess?

What’s on the radio?
it isnt on..

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